05 Wednesday Jun 2013
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This waiting shit is for the birds. Who ever thought two weeks could take so long?? Two weeks to find out if all the money spent and being poked and prodded paid off. Two weeks to find out if there is a little tiny person kickin it in the womb. Speaking of wombs, the term Hostile Womb really cracks me up.
Tomorrow. It’s happening tomorrow morning. Our first and hopefully last IUI (insemination for the laymen). Odds are quite low for …
Next week The Masshole and I are off to Colorado for 6 days. Late May is mud season. Perhaps, not …
I did it again. Every. Fucking. Summer. I’ll never learn. Every summer I manage to get progressively worse, ridiculous sunburns. …
She resisted it. I kept pleading my case to her. I couldn’t help it. I didn’t want to but I couldn’t help it. I risked looking …
Arkansas legislators recently passed the nation’s most restrictive ban on abortion. Surely a legal fight is brewing because it goes …
So, I’m basically a full-blown adult now. I cooked dinner for myself last night. As most of my friends know, …
“Now half of Cityfish wants to come. What have I done?” That’s the text the Masshole and I get from …
On Wednesday my mom and I are setting out on a road trip to Shelby, NC to see my uncle …
Hippies smoked grass but the Beatniks preferred this. Us Southerners like it sweet Us golf folk, rest our balls on …
