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Denver, Co – In a revealing interview Monday morning, The Lord announced, “I’m tired of bailing Tebow’s ass out!  Sunday is my day!  I cringe when I hear his whiny little ‘God please grant us the strength to persevere’ prayers.”  It is no secret that recently the Denver Bronco’s have beat the odds and won six straight games with Tem Tebow as the starting quarterback.  The wins have come is such dramatic fashion that one of the explanations being floated around is divine intervention.  To which The Almighty said, “You bet you’re ass it’s me!  Have you seen his passing motion?!”  When asked about next week’s matchup versus the New England Patriots, the Holy Spirit answered, “He needs to find the pair that I gave him and get it done on his own!”