Today I am going to a Madonna half-time party. I haven’t cared about Madonna since Ray of Light. I haven’t cared about football since, well, ever. Unless you count the time I won $100 in my office Super Bowl squares game. If the host had his way we would watch Truth or Dare during the first half, enjoy the half-time performance and then come down off that high while watching Madonna videos during the second half. However, the Masshole and I have bought 7 squares in various games and we can win some serious lettuce. The game will be on.
I am going to be surrounded by gays waiting patiently for half-time, lesbians watching football and Massholes rooting for their beloved Pats. I’m just hoping someone accidentally puts weed in the brownies.