Say I get into Lil Wayne’s party this weekend. What if I convince the Masshole’s boss to accept the invitation he was given and take me to Dwayne Wade’s party tonight? What do I wear? If I was going to the Daytona 500 it’s not hard to figure out how to redneck it up. Jean shorts and a bathing suit top. Boom! Done! NASCAR fancy is easy. NBA fancy, not so much. I’m not sure I even own the right shoes. I’m not sure I even own the right boobs much less the right boots. When I hear Baby Phat I think of something very different. I hear Apple Bottoms and can’t help but think of all the squats I need to do.
The trials and tribulations of a 35-year-old white girl on All-Star weekend.