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All-Star parties, All-Star Weekend, basketball, celebrity, clothes, Daytona 500, Humor, Lil Wayne, Nascar, NBA, Orlando, Redneck
Say I get into Lil Wayne’s party this weekend. What if I convince the Masshole’s boss to accept the invitation he was given and take me to Dwayne Wade’s party tonight? What do I wear? If I was going to the Daytona 500 it’s not hard to figure out how to redneck it up. Jean shorts and a bathing suit top. Boom! Done! NASCAR fancy is easy. NBA fancy, not so much. I’m not sure I even own the right shoes. I’m not sure I even own the right boobs much less the right boots. When I hear Baby Phat I think of something very different. I hear Apple Bottoms and can’t help but think of all the squats I need to do.
The trials and tribulations of a 35-year-old white girl on All-Star weekend.
Da-yum!
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Sadly, I’m about as ignorant of fashion as a human can be, but I know if you want to blend in with the others at the NBA All-Star festivities, what you’re going for is ‘Hussy.’
Me trying to understand fashion is akin to me trying to understand Twitter speak.
But yes, I’m pretty sure I need to channel my inner hussy. I just wish hussy’s wore comfortable, walking heels.